Golf Quotes

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

Being away for the weekends, and me being the international player that I have been for those 30 years, I've spent a lot more time flying around the world, playing different golf tournaments around the world.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

Golf course design is exciting.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I don't play golf for fame.

The Internet is a game changer. I'm hopeful I can make a contribution by providing a way to learn about the game of golf free of charge.

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.

Kids below 10 or 12, I think they just need to learn by playing at golf. Later on, in high school, when they develop muscles and everything, that's when they need to see about getting lessons.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

See, as much as I love the game, golf was my vehicle to competition. And I love to compete.

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Golf is played with the arms.

You can't completely control the sport - Tiger Woods comes close. The test is against yourself and nature's own way. I find golf a particularly good metaphor for this story.