Quotes By Don Herold

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.