Funny Quotes

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I'm just saying something for effect. Or to be funny.

It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.

I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

But movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, what wasn't, what was funny what wasn't... what had some depth to it, what didn't.

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani.

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

It's funny, I get really nervous when I audition for voiceovers.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.