Fat Quotes

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.

I think one of the main reason's Rick Rosenthal and Whitewater PIctures decided to 'get in bed with me' on 'Fat Kid' was because I came in with a strong business plan as well as a creative vision on how to make the film.

In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have okay teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.

I did side planks for my obliques, which are one of my trouble areas. And traditional planks tone your back so you don't have that little bit of fat hanging over your bra. Ugh!

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.

If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.

I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for.

I don't get fat, I get skinny.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but I really enjoyed shooting that scene.

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation.

You're never too fat for a new purse.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem.

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.

I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago. Which is great because I see a lot of artists that have been out for a long period of time. They get kind of fat.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs, and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.

I'll tell you how it happened. The phone rang. Paul, my agent, goes, 'Would you like to play Meryl Streep's?' I said, 'Yeeees! I'll do it, whatever it is.' He said, 'It's Mamma Mia!.' I said, 'Oh no, which character? The fat friend?

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.