Quotes By Kirstie Alley

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries.

When I was straight, I had the courage and energy to become an actress. I owe my career to my will to stop using.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.

When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up-it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.

I don't smoke pot. I never liked it.

I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to.

When I see someone who is starved, they don't look alert. They don't have boundless energy. If you're too skinny, it looks like you're near death.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.

Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives.

I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.

There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

When I play ball, I play hardball.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies.

I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead.

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.

I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.