Fat Quotes

You're never going to see the fat Elvis in me. People I admired like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and John Belushi all died at 27. I've got jeans older than that.

I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine.

Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60, starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.

Being fat worked, and I think that was what was confusing for me for a long time in my career.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.

A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.

I was rather a fat little boy.

I didn't think I was fat. I just thought I didn't need to gain any weight. But I would drop weight and then I would be comfortable with that number. Then I would lose more weight and that would become my new number.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate around, fat will become the primary energy fuel. That's pretty well known.

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.

One important measurement issue concerns the fat tails problem that I mentioned earlier. VAR is concerned with extreme outcomes. If the tails of the probability distributions we are using are too thin, our VAR measures are likely to be too low.

A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting.

Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.

I use a lot of spices, fresh veggies and fruit, extra virgin olive oil, nuts, avocado, soybeans and organic ingredients as often as possible. We need fat in our diets and using the healthier fats is key.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.

If you don't physically age gracefully, it's a bit sad. I think Steven Tyler can get away anything, because he still looks like he did in '73. Especially from row Z backwards in an arena. As long as the Stones keep their hair and don't get fat they'll get away with the wrinkles.

You don't want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what's out there now does - you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree.