Cat Quotes

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

I collect records. And cats. I don't have any cats right now. But if I'm taking a walk and I see a cat, I'm happy.

A cat is never vulgar.

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had two lines: one was the human food line and one was the cat food line - and they didn't look any different.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him ten bucks and get a record out than to never record the cat.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey.

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.