Vegas Quotes

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

I miss the personalization that Vegas was - there were showroom captains and all the dealers knew the gamblers by their first names.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

I believe in Las Vegas. I think its best days are ahead of it. But I'm afraid to do anything in the current political environment in the United States.

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

'Vegas' was something very close to me. I had such a blast doing that. I'm still a little upset that we never really got to shoot that final episode. So many people were invested in it. I'll always be sad about that.

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

After Leaving Las Vegas I did assume that things would get a lot easier than they've been. But it's just been a mirror of the way my career's been from the beginning, so for it to have changed would have been strange. My career has never been perfect.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.

Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.

I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.

If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went through it. We noticed it mostly in the South and in Las Vegas, where we couldn't stay in the hotels where we entertained. But that began to change.

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

There's a great deal of disturbance in this country and how black feel about what happened in Katrina, and, you know, many of the comics, many of performers are in Las Vegas and New Orleans trying to raise money for what happened there.