Quotes By Kevin James

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

You think school ends when it ends, but it doesn't.

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the audience. I don't get nervous for that. I just get excited.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

I think I invented the phrase 'Don't overdo it.'

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theatre.

If I do a movie where I have to have a son and it's a chubby kid, my mother is always like, 'You were never like that.' She gets so upset about it.

My favorite movie of all time is 'Rocky.'

I'm not a Hollywood guy.

I never played music, but it's an important thing ... the studying, the inspiration.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit.

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it's 30 years later.

I could never be James Bond.

As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

I would always love to be an athlete, but it's got to be a tough day when you have to hang up those cleats.