Vegas Quotes

Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

I used to go to Vegas and play the horses, and then I realised how ridiculous that was. There is no winning in gambling, but there is on the stock market.

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

I think Vegas is the answer for pregnant people because of insomnia. It's open all the time and you go down and play your silly slots.

Vegas represents the idea of America I had as a kid. The big cars, the pretty girls; everything is possible in Vegas.

I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas.

There's a great deal of disturbance in this country and how black feel about what happened in Katrina, and, you know, many of the comics, many of performers are in Las Vegas and New Orleans trying to raise money for what happened there.

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.

If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went through it. We noticed it mostly in the South and in Las Vegas, where we couldn't stay in the hotels where we entertained. But that began to change.

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.

I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.

I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I won $100,000 in Vegas, which buys furniture for my beach house. That takes nerves. You can't think if I'm wrong I'll blow $30,000.

Howard Hughes himself was a regular at the restaurant, and in a way it became his headquarters, too. Howard had recently relocated to Las Vegas, so when he wanted to do business in Los Angeles, he went into the back of our restaurant to use the telephone.

My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar.

I've learned a lot about putting a show up in Vegas. You can't just all of a sudden put up a show here and do well. Nobody does.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.