Two Quotes

Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying.

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

Make a habit of two things: to help; or at least to do no harm.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

A life is either all spiritual or not spiritual at all. No man can serve two masters. Your life is shaped by the end you live for. You are made in the image of what you desire.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept because you will gain one friend.

Gain may be temporary and uncertain; but ever while you live, expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

Cause and effect are two sides of one fact.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.

If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell.

Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Anarchism is the great liberator of man from the phantoms that have held him captive; it is the arbiter and pacifier of the two forces for individual and social harmony.

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.

It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak, and another to hear.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.

God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.

There are two types of poor people, those who are poor together and those who are poor alone. The first are the true poor, the others are rich people out of luck.