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A revival does two things. First, it returns the Church from her backsliding and second, it causes the conversion of men and women; and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things - blocking and tackling.

One ever feels his twoness - an American, a Negro; two souls, two thoughts, two unreconciled strivings; two warring ideals in one dark body, whose dogged strength alone keeps it from being torn asunder.

Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help, and what they cannot.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.

Of two evils, choose neither.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.

I have a million acquaintances but just two or three true friends. I can't hide anything from them.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Everybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice.

First, do enough training. Then believe in yourself and say: I can do it. Tomorrow is my day. And then say: the person in front of me, he is just a human being as well; he has two legs, I have two legs, that is all. That is mentally how you prepare.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

In married life three is company and two none.

Four legs good, two legs bad.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

At the end of the day, you know, love does not happen between two perfect people as much as we would wish.

Tonight, we gather to affirm the greatness of our nation - not because of the height of our skyscrapers, or the power of our military, or the size of our economy. Our pride is based on a very simple premise, summed up in a declaration made over two hundred years ago.

A sound mind in a sound body, is a short, but full description of a happy state in this World: he that has these two, has little more to wish for; and he that wants either of them, will be little the better for anything else.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies, one, perhaps, of the Right and the other of the Left, is a foolish idea acceptable only to doctrinaire and academic thinkers.

Everywhere the human soul stands between a hemisphere of light and another of darkness; on the confines of the two everlasting empires, necessity and free will.

I have two young children with autism. What could they have ever done to deserve that? What kind of a God allows the innocent to suffer? It's a mystery. Yet still, I believe in God.

A man may speak very well in the House of Commons, and fail very completely in the House of Lords. There are two distinct styles requisite: I intend, in the course of my career, if I have time, to give a specimen of both.

Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice; but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil thing is many times delayed some day or two, some century or two, but it is sure as life, it is sure as death.

Dare to be true. Nothing can need a lie: a fault which needs it most, grows two thereby.

Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two professions or two arts rightly.