Twitter Quotes

I think Twitter is great.

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is.

Twitter should ban my mother.

If you look at my Twitter feed it is 99% links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number.

The whole Twitter phenomenon is really indicative of what's happening in this country. And I say this in condemnation of myself as much as anyone else - we are growing into a nation that has no time, desire or capacity for truth. All we can handle is 140 characters of knowledge.

I've been going on Twitter every week going, 'Guys, you have to watch '2 Broke Girls' because it's incredible.

You won't see Moonves on Twitter.

I love Twitter! At first I made fun of it, because it is very narcissistic, and there's already so much narcissism flowing in this industry, I was like, 'Really, one more?' So I was against it at first. But I really love the idea of the direct connection - there's no middle man muddling it up.

Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I posted to Twitter I panicked, I took it down and said that I had been hacked. I then continued with that story, to stick to that story which was a hugely regrettable mistake.

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

I enjoy what Twitter is because I can really connect with the fans and it's a great way to share information with them and it's also a great way to entertain. I like being able to put a smile on people's faces and letting them know what I'm doing.

I believe Twitter, right now, is just finishing the venture capital phase, getting into a maturity level.

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

The trouble with the artists this year is they are all obsessed with Twitter and headlines. It feels like they are all getting a bit above themselves.

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.

Things have changed so much, with Facebook and Twitter. Everyone is so much more accessible these days: no British athlete has ever experienced what we are experiencing now. It's such a unique situation with the home Olympics.

I think that people in the phase between being someone's kid and being someone's parent have always been uniquely narcissistic, but that social media and Twitter and LiveJournal make it really easy to navel-gaze in a way that you've never been able to before.

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.'

All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million followers, or something like that. I feel like she has fans, gay, straight, bi, who would throw themselves off a building for her.

I don't have a Twitter or a Facebook, but that doesn't mean I'm any more productive than the rest of the world.

I like to keep my Twitter pure. I don't want to sell my followers anything.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

I'm not on Twitter.

I get on Twitter, one of my routines during the day, if I'm home is, I wake up, get a cup of coffee, turn on the Weather Channel and I'll look at what people are saying to me on Twitter on my phone.

I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.

The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles.

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter.

I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.