Toaster Quotes
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Alfred Hitchcock
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.
Tim Cook
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
Ann Coulter
Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.
Hal Sparks