Plumber Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I never planned on being a plumber.

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

I wanted to be a plumber.

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I'm saying?

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.