Quotes By Arthur Baer

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.