People Quotes

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.

If people are making fun of you then you're probably doing something right.

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!

The media is too concentrated, too few people own too much. There's really five companies that control 90 percent of what we read, see and hear. It's not healthy.

With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an optimist. I have hope because what's the alternative to hope? Despair? If you have despair, you might as well put your head in the oven.

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

Faith, there hath been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them.

People say I am cheap, and I don't mind if they do.

I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people.

If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

It really doesn't matter to me what people say about me anymore.

Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!

I make up my opinions from facts and reasoning, and not to suit any body but myself. If people don't like my opinions, it makes little difference as I don't solicit their opinions or votes.

If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want.

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Good leadership consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?

Ordinary people seem not to realize that those who really apply themselves in the right way to philosophy are directly and of their own accord preparing themselves for dying and death.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.