Pants Quotes

I will be a president in a skirt, but I will wear the pants.

It's a reality that in this business there's an expectation of being thin. But having a baby is a reality too, and it's more important for me to make milk than to fit into those tiny pants. So that's just going to have to wait.

Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.

I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion.

I shopped for body shapers for the first time in my life and I was horrified. They were thick - it was like wearing workout clothes and they all had a leg band on one side that showed through the pants.

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.

I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before, and that is to run a great restaurant with great food, great wine, and great service. That's my philosophy.

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow!'

I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.

I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out of touch, where boys wear pants down to their knees, which nobody has compelled them to do but they pick up the cultural norms, or where girls are improperly dressed by my eyes, but that's what they see in the media.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.