Pants Quotes

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

Why would people spend good money to have my pants?

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.

I got nothing. I got my shoes and my pants. I'm staying with a friend. I stop by my mother's every once in a while to get my calls. I don't want to be anywhere anybody can find me.

Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode.

We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.

I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.

On my first album I was wearing a lot of guys pants, baggy clothes and stuff like that. I was 17 and I was a little tomboy. And you would never see me wearing a dress or heels on my first record.

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene, I think they've sent me the wrong script.

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.

If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

I've always looked the same. Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday.

Whenever I get the sort of fancy pants idea that I'm doing anything other than pure expression things start to go wrong. When I get too premeditated, things start to go wrong. I just shut that part of my brain off.

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin.

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.