Pants Quotes

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.

I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out of touch, where boys wear pants down to their knees, which nobody has compelled them to do but they pick up the cultural norms, or where girls are improperly dressed by my eyes, but that's what they see in the media.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I think life has a way of kicking you in the pants too, but you have to pick up and move ahead, and it certainly helps if you have a good partner in life.

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.

When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.

I know at one point I had bright red hair and I had bracelets from my wrist up to my elbow and I was wearing size 50 pants. I wouldn't wear that today, but I'm not embarrassed about wearing it back then any more.

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.