Pants Quotes

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow!'

I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.

I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion.

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.

Almost all of your life is lived by the seat of your pants, one unexpected event crashing into another, with no pattern or reason, and then you finally reach a point, around my age, where you spend more time than ever looking back. Why did this happen? Look where that led? You see the shape of things.

I'm too tasteful for my pants.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out of touch, where boys wear pants down to their knees, which nobody has compelled them to do but they pick up the cultural norms, or where girls are improperly dressed by my eyes, but that's what they see in the media.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.

I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall downtown.

When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

I love a guy in a suit - someone who puts on his nice Armani pants.

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.