A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. Irvin S. Cobb
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. Irvin S. Cobb
A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. Irvin S. Cobb
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. Irvin S. Cobb
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Irvin S. Cobb
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. Irvin S. Cobb
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. Irvin S. Cobb
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. Irvin S. Cobb
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. Irvin S. Cobb
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
