Married Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I was very happily married and never broke my vows.

I married at a tender age during my early stage and radio struggles.

You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment.

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

This is one of the hardest industries to be married.

It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

still can't believe I got married and my mother has never met this person I married.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

If I get married, I want to be very married.

I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by.

A really good detective never gets married.

When I was discharged, I attended the University of Paris and met a beautiful Parisian girl, Janine. We soon married and eventually returned to the States.

When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month.

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs and I'm not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.

If and when we get married, only a completely opposite system will prevail.

I'd been trying for all of the eight years we'd been married to have a child, and finally I did.

I don't know if you're married, but sometimes there are times where one is really together with their partner. And then there are times when you're both just in your own thing, but you're there together.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.