Invented Quotes

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food.

The thing about playing gods, whether you're playing Thor and Loki or Greco Roman gods or Indian gods or characters in any mythology, the reason that gods were invented was because they were basically larger versions of ourselves.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.

People think that because a novel's invented, it isn't true. Exactly the reverse is the case. Biography and memoirs can never be wholly true, since they cannot include every conceivable circumstance of what happened. The novel can do that.

Once the Xerox copier was invented, diplomacy died.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

No one person invented Mulberry. The knowledge that we had to have this floating harbor slowly grew.

Mother goddesses are just as silly a notion as father gods. If a revival of the myths of these cults gives woman emotional satisfaction, it does so at the price of obscuring the real conditions of life. This is why they were invented in the first place.

The government invented the Internet.

It doesn't really feel like it's got anything to do with me. I mean, I know I wrote it, and all that and invented the characters and made it up, but it's Mike's film, so doing the press and stuff, it feels a little bit inauthentic. I was just one component of it.

Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and fries to go - but to him it was just the greatest thing ever, and he was going to make it the greatest thing ever for everybody else, and he did.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.

Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.

That's the kind of movie that I like to make, where there is an invented reality and the audience is going to go someplace where hopefully they've never been before. The details, that's what the world is made of.

I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I'd invented it, because it is very true.

I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.

Successful technologies often begin as hobbies. Jacques Cousteau invented scuba diving because he enjoyed exploring caves. The Wright brothers invented flying as a relief from the monotony of their normal business of selling and repairing bicycles.