There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. Paul Erdos
There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down.
Finally I'm becoming stupider no more. Paul Erdos
Finally I'm becoming stupider no more.
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education. Paul Erdos
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
My brain is open. Paul Erdos
My brain is open.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Property is a nuisance. Paul Erdos
Property is a nuisance.
God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers. Paul Erdos
God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.
I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave. Paul Erdos
I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave.
