Invented Quotes

Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.

I invented animals and birds - I had about two dozen. After working on them for six months, I sat down and just for fun wrote two dozen poems to accompany the drawings. It was for no one to every see, but a friend sent me in to an editor.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

Henry is entirely invented though by now I feel he's as real as anyone I know.

Casey knew his baseball. He only made it look like he was fooling around. He knew every move that was ever invented and some that we haven't even caught on to yet.

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.

Morality, like language, is an invented structure for conserving and communicating order. And morality is learned, like language, by mimicking and remembering.

A typical biography relying upon individuals' notorious memories and the anecdotes they've invented contains a high degree of fiction, yet is considered 'nonfiction.'

Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

I took thought, and invented what I conceived to be the appropriate title of 'agnostic'.

I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.

My grandfather was an engineer who invented the automatic pilot for airplanes.

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.

The desktop metaphor was invented because one, you were a stand-alone device, and two, you had to manage your own storage. That's a very big thing in a desktop world. And that may go away. You may not have to manage your own storage. You may not store much before too long.

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

What makes cookbooks interesting is to find out about the people and the culture that invented the food.

The thing about playing gods, whether you're playing Thor and Loki or Greco Roman gods or Indian gods or characters in any mythology, the reason that gods were invented was because they were basically larger versions of ourselves.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.