Quotes By Alan Coren
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
Alan Coren
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
Alan Coren
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren