Golf Quotes

I still don't get golf.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

I receive huge support from Irish and British sports fans alike and it is greatly appreciated. Likewise I feel I have a great affinity with the American sports fans. I play most of my golf in the U.S. nowadays and I am incredibly proud to have won the U.S. Open and U.S. PGA Championship in the last two years.

It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks.

Golf is evolving, every day, every shot.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.

I give a speech to the black freshmen at Harvard each year, and I say, 'You can like Mozart and ice hockey...' - and then I used to say 'golf,' but Tiger took over golf! - 'and Picasso and still be as black as the ace of spades.'

Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.

No, I don't have any problems leaving disappointments behind. I've had lots of good days at golf and a few disappointments, so you never know what's around the corner.

A golf course should aspire to generate as much energy as it consumes - golf should be leading the way toward energy net zero.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.

Did you know there's probably more golf played in Iceland than most places in the world? They play 24 hours a day in the summertime and the northern part is warmer than the southern part.

Hit the ball pretty solid. Haven't played a lot of golf this year, so was really unsure of what it would be like. I've been playing pretty well lately, especially hitting the ball solid.

Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy.

The next time I cry about golf it will only be with joy. It's not worth crying over golf for any other reason. After all, it's only a game.

I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city.

There is no life for girls in team sports past Little League. I got into tennis when I realized this, and because I thought golf would be too slow for me, and I was too scared to swim.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.

I used to read every golf magazine front to back; I was addicted to Golf Channel, read Rotella, read every golf book.

I love horse racing, I play golf, and I love travelling.