Fool Quotes

A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can't fool them.

It is the nature of every person to error, but only the fool perseveres in error.

And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

My whole deal when I do accents or dialects is I gotta fool the locals. If I fool the locals then I've done my job.

You may be able to fool the voters, but not the atmosphere.

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

The man who has everything figured out is probably a fool.

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.

Fortune makes a fool of those she favors too much.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds.

A man may be as much a fool from the want of sensibility as the want of sense.

Any fool can write a novel but it takes real genius to sell it.

Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.

It's fool's gold if you are winning games and are not playing the right way.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

A fool and his words are soon parted.

I'm not scared to look like a complete fool in front of people. It's just not one of my insecurities.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

People come out to see the players. When do you see a manager anyway? When he's out on the field arguing with the umpires, making a fool of himself and you know you can't win, and when he brings out the line-up card.

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.

It is the part of a fool to give advice to others and not himself to be on his guard.