Fool Quotes

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, as long as money will last to buy it.

Any fool can make enough money to survive. It's another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It's a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.

Any man is liable to err, only a fool persists in error.

Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.

No man made great by death offers more hope to lowly pride than does Abraham Lincoln; for while living he was himself so simple as often to be dubbed a fool.

Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

I would be a fool to put my feet down in a position where I can't accommodate metamorphoses.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

That wasn't a bad price for a first book. My agent upped it as much as possible. I was 27 and had nothing behind me. I was working like a fool to earn a living and pay for my apartment.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

I wasn't absolutely too sure where the Falklands was, and I didn't want to make a bloody fool of myself.

To find a young fellow that is neither a wit in his own eye, nor a fool in the eye of the world, is a very hard task.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

The fool wanders, a wise man travels.

Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.

Yes, I now that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks too. But we're gonna fool them.

If I'm given an opportunity to do something, I do it. Or else I fool around with it.

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay hold on heaven.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

A good businessman never makes a contract unless he's sure he can carry it through, yet every fool on earth is perfectly willing to sign a marriage contract without considering whether he can live up to it or not.