Quotes By Helen Rowland
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Helen Rowland
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."
Helen Rowland
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Helen Rowland
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America."
Helen Rowland
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Helen Rowland
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Helen Rowland
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
Helen Rowland
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland