Quotes By Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson Mizner
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Wilson Mizner
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune.
Wilson Mizner
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Wilson Mizner
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
Wilson Mizner