Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. Wilson Mizner
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. Wilson Mizner
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. Wilson Mizner
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
