Quotes By Wilson Mizner

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.