Fool Quotes

But there comes a moment in everybody's life when he must decide whether he'll live among the human beings or not - a fool among fools or a fool alone.

The wise does at once what the fool does at last.

One fool at least in every married couple.

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

Only a fool would refuse to enter a fool's paradise when that's the only paradise he'll ever have a chance to enter.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.

Whoever gets up and comes to grips with Love like a boxer is a fool.

You never know what a fool you can be till life gives you the chance.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

Do not let the Obama administration fool you with all their cunning Alinsky methods. And if you don't know what that method is, I implore you to get the book 'Rules for Radicals,' by Saul Alinsky. Mr. Obama is very well trained in these methods.

Indeed, I was so afraid to dishonour my friends and family by my indiscreet actions, that I rather chose to be accounted a fool, than to be thought rude or wanton.

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me.

When I was much younger, I sometimes felt rejected by feminists because of an image that I sold because it paid the bills. Any fool could tell my hair is dyed.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.

Author: A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on tormenting generations to come.

The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.

I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.

A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool.

A healthy old fellow, who is not a fool, is the happiest creature living.

Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom.

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.

The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.

You give me nothing during your life, but you promise to provide for me at your death. If you are not a fool, you know what I wish for!

A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.

He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; and he that dares not reason is a slave.

When I left school I went on trip around the world - I only got as far as Australia, but like a bloody fool I cut it short because of a girl. It's probably one of my big regrets in life.

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.