Damn Quotes

My dear, I don't give a damn.

The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.

Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.

I didn't know a damn thing about style.

Deep Purple is a damn good band and we've made a niche in rock 'n' roll history. Maybe not a huge one but enough to be very proud of.

Tarantino is the coolest damn guy; he's just so much fun to work with. He might be the best director I've ever worked with. He just seems to know how to do it and he knows how to make you feel good about it. He's having so much fun you start having fun. You can't help it.

Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens, as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Instead of seeing depression as a dysfunction, it is a functioning phenomenon. It stops you cold, sets you down, makes you damn miserable.

I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist. All those damn psychiatrists after him, they didn't know he was a novelist either.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.

He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.

I know it's popular to say this because she's the woman of the moment, but Halle Berry. Not only does she have obvious audience appeal and star quality, but she's a damn good actress too.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results.

You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

If I could believe the Quakers banned music because church music is so damn bad, I should view them with approval.

Well, if you find a note tonight that sounds good, play the same damn note every night!

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.

I wouldn't go up on a stage now if you paid a thousand dollars for one minute of acting. It's a nasty experience. You're up there all by yourself. You're so damn exposed.

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Learning to read music in Braille and play by ear helped me develop a damn good memory.

And from a military school which taught me that to fit into society, you can't just do anything you damn well please because it will suit you. And that it's much better to be with the winners than it is with the losers.