Damn Quotes

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.

The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results.

The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.

You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.

I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul.

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad. I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things. Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.

Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist. All those damn psychiatrists after him, they didn't know he was a novelist either.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.

He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.

I know it's popular to say this because she's the woman of the moment, but Halle Berry. Not only does she have obvious audience appeal and star quality, but she's a damn good actress too.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds.

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

If I could believe the Quakers banned music because church music is so damn bad, I should view them with approval.

Well, if you find a note tonight that sounds good, play the same damn note every night!

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.

I wouldn't go up on a stage now if you paid a thousand dollars for one minute of acting. It's a nasty experience. You're up there all by yourself. You're so damn exposed.

Learning to read music in Braille and play by ear helped me develop a damn good memory.

And from a military school which taught me that to fit into society, you can't just do anything you damn well please because it will suit you. And that it's much better to be with the winners than it is with the losers.

I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you think I am wrong.

People who keep stiff upper lips find that it's damn hard to smile.

In middle school, we are all so damn insecure. It was the worst time for me, really destructive, like slapping myself across the face but loving it. Now I have to be an adult and change myself. I have to be a bigger person.

Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.

You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.