Damn Quotes

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money.

I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel.

I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election.

There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.

I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't really onto anything good. The number of times I'm treading on that damn thing or I throw a punch and it ends up covering my whole head. It's really not practical.

I owe baseball. Baseball don't owe me a damn thing.

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.

One has children in the expectation of dying before them. In fact, you want to make damn sure you die before them, just as you plant a tree or build a house knowing, hoping that it will outlive you. That's how the human species has done as well as it has.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about.

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

You see, I used to do a certain amount of market research by going to the local drugstore and seeing what the truck drivers would put up. Now it's all just copies from the latest best-seller list and damn little of anything else.

They changed the floor back to old school. They changed the uniform back to old school. Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.

I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.

Making the best of things is... a damn poor way of dealing with them. My whole life has been a series of escapes from that quicksand.

Oscar Wilde said the rich and the poor are equal - they can both sleep under the bridge. Right? Do they have a right? You're damn right they have a right!

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

Americans seem sometimes to believe that if you are a thinker you must be a frowning bore, because thinking is so damn serious.

The horror of it is, every goddamn thing you look at seems pretty scary to me.

When there wasn't any money involved, for all intents and purposes, nobody gave a damn. But now the land, supposedly worthless, is seen for what it really is: an incredibly valuable asset.

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

I don't live in as much fear as I used to. I'm not afraid of the music business. Life is too damn short. I know what's important, and the tasks are very clear.

A teenager usually wants to try to get people to notice him in some way, to feel like someone gives a damn. Me, all that attention, I just wanted to fade into the background. Be invisible. Disappear.

The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by the $2 billion a year they spend on it.

I never made a damn dime until I started doing what I wanted.

If he wants to blow his head off, let him. I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.

Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.