Damn Quotes

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.

He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.

Learning to read music in Braille and play by ear helped me develop a damn good memory.

And from a military school which taught me that to fit into society, you can't just do anything you damn well please because it will suit you. And that it's much better to be with the winners than it is with the losers.

I don't care a damn for your loyal service when you think I am right; when I really want it most is when you think I am wrong.

God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds.

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.

I don't give a damn about Hollywood.

If I could believe the Quakers banned music because church music is so damn bad, I should view them with approval.

Well, if you find a note tonight that sounds good, play the same damn note every night!

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only about you.

My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.

I wouldn't go up on a stage now if you paid a thousand dollars for one minute of acting. It's a nasty experience. You're up there all by yourself. You're so damn exposed.

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.

In this country, don't forget, a habit is no damn private hell. There's no solitary confinement outside of jail. A habit is hell for those you love. And in this country it's the worst kind of hell for those who love you.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.

People who keep stiff upper lips find that it's damn hard to smile.

In middle school, we are all so damn insecure. It was the worst time for me, really destructive, like slapping myself across the face but loving it. Now I have to be an adult and change myself. I have to be a bigger person.

Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.

You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

I'm far from being god, but I work god damn hard.

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

My daddy used to say that I was too big to ride and too little to hitch a wagon - no good for a damn thing.

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.

At my age the only problem is with remembering names. When I call everyone darling, it has damn all to do with passionately adoring them, but I know I'm safe calling them that. Although, of course, I adore them too.

I never could make out what those damn dots meant.

The camera does not like acting. The camera is only interested in filming behaviour. So you damn well learn your lines until you know them inside out, while standing on your head!