Children Quotes

I've told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.

Left-wing politicians take away your liberty in the name of children and of fighting poverty, while right-wing politicians do it in the name of family values and fighting drugs. Either way, government gets bigger and you become less free.

I certainly believe in limited government but protecting children against injury abuse is certainly inside my sphere of things that the government should do.

Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.

If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of weed.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

I like children - fried.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too.

Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.

If I agree to dispose of any part of our land to the white people I would feel guilty of taking food away from our children's mouths, and I do not wish to be that mean.

The lack of access to proper nutrition is not only fueling obesity, it is leading to food insecurity and hunger among our children.

From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children first, I came to associate food not only with feminity, but also with purity and divinity.

A few years ago, kids from poor areas in France were asked to draw items of food. For a chicken, they drew a drumstick. For a fish, they drew a fish stick. Those are extremes, but there is a lot that needs to be done to help children discover good food.

Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children.

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.

I've often said that the most important thing you can give your children is wings. Because, you're not gonna always be able to bring food to the nest. You're... sometimes... they're gonna have to be able to fly by themselves.

When fast food is not a treat but a dietary staple, the children surf the internet all day in dark corners of the room and are bombarded with latest gadgets. Things replace parental standards.

We must oppose programs that would take food from the mouths of younger generations to buy prescription drugs for old people, and we must do it... for the children.

Unless everyone grasps the importance of having only two children per couple, wars won't be over just oil anymore, they will be over water and food.