Cat Quotes

I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving.

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way?

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page.

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

I recognize that I have a unique position to be a role model to young girls because I am doing something that they consider glamorous, which is acting, and yet I took a time to really get my education and study mathematics, and I think math is the cat's meow.

We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

We all know the stories about the Human Rights Act... about the illegal immigrant who cannot be deported because, and I am not making this up, he had a pet cat.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up.

Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage.

I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.

I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had a collection of Cat Stevens albums while my mom was listening to jazz.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

There are so few guys who do action and do it well. Even fewer who are African-American. Even fewer who have classical-theater training. So a cat like me coming in, I'm bringing all of that to an action movie.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.