Birthday Quotes

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.

Being seventy is not a sin.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Love the giver more than the gift.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

With a recent birthday, I've been acting now for twenty years.

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

We were probably the last people in the country to get a VCR and we didn't have cable. There wasn't any admiration of glamour, no, 'I want to look like them or have that lifestyle', because everyone in my town had the same lifestyle. So I didn't think, 'Ooh, a movie star's birthday!' I just thought, 'What?'

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'

My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.