Birthday Quotes

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

And for the city's birthday, we will host events in every neighborhood of the city, inviting all of our residents to share in the celebration of Boston's great epic - the story of neighbors who support one another where it matters most.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I'm into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. I'd love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.

I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.

Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?