Wedding Quotes

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

I think everyone dreams of that nice romantic wedding.

I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding.

I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.

On my wedding day. I didn't want a natural, blushing-bride look - I had a full-on hairdo and red lips. I thought it would be disingenuous to do the whole virginal look, so even though I had the white dress, I had pink net underneath.

I'm taking one thing at a time. With the children and launching my solo career it would drive me to a nervous breakdown if I tried to organise a wedding on top of that.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.

I want a big church wedding.

If I felt, in the event of a royal wedding, inspired to write about people coming together in marriage or civil partnership, I would just be grateful to have an idea for the poem. And if I didn't, I'd ignore it.

I hated the royal wedding.

I'd hesitated to have a wedding because my gay and lesbian friends don't have that right.

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.

No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and that's something that people don't really talk about, but if you're asked to be in a wedding, you're gonna have to fork over some cash.

I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.