Wallet Quotes

Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

I can explain that shot. Arnold moved his wallet to the other pocket.

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

Riding a bicycle is about getting back to basics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet, is what I'm saying.

Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

A bad investment is going for quantity over quality. If you're trying to be careful with your wallet, especially with the economy right now, you have to choose staple pieces.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

Most of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.

The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.

Individually the poor are not too tempting to thieves, for obvious reasons. Mug a banker and you might score a wallet containing a month's rent. Mug a janitor and you will be lucky to get away with bus fare to flee the crime scene.

For me, the international expansion of eBay was the best idea. We are now in 35 countries, and have a huge global network. The second best one was the acquisition of PayPal - the wallet on eBay.