Two Quotes

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Literature and butterflies are the two sweetest passions known to man.

If you have two parents who have to work, who want to work, you need to have someone to guide your child.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

I think every religious person should have a deep sense of respect for other people's religious documents and religious symbols just as we were deeply opposed to the Taliban destroying the two historic buddhas which they blew up. So I think we ought to all oppose burning the Koran.

To do two things at once is to do neither.

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.

There hardly can be a greater difference between any two men, than there too often is, between the same man, a lover and a husband.

The hope of Internet anarchists was that repressive governments would have only two options: accept the Internet with its limitless possibilities of spreading information, or restrict Internet access to the ruling elite and turn your back on the 21st century, as North Korea has done.

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

Number one, cash is king... number two, communicate... number three, buy or bury the competition.

How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice.

Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems.

I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee!

That goes against what I believe morally. That's adultery, and if I'm accused of that, no, that's not right. I have two kids who see that and remember that and judge me. It didn't happen, and it's not to be reported that way.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.

You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements.

Well the way we perceive accuracy and what accuracy is statistically are really two different things.

I really love 'Bridget Jones's Diary' - and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She's supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?

We had two grand antique professors who had been teaching at Lombard since before I was born.

The best thing for me is, when I'm not working, is to be at home and to have a script or two scripts is better, and to be just walking around the house and just thinking about the lines.

Every autobiography is concerned with two characters, a Don Quixote, the Ego, and a Sancho Panza, the Self.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

There are two things that come very easily to me: rooting for New York sports teams and making mistakes.

People know that I have a great love for cinema. Not just for commercial cinema, but for the 'cinema d'auteur.' But to me, two of the great 'auteurs' are actually actors and they both happen to be French. One is Alain Delon and the other is Jean-Paul Belmondo.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

There are only two styles of portrait painting; the serious and the smirk.

In science, as in art, and, as I believe, in every other sphere of human activity, there may be wisdom in a multitude of counsellors, but it is only in one or two of them.

I was fortunate in the last century to be in the two biggest hits film-wise, 'Godfather I' and 'Godfather II,' and 'Lonesome Dove.'