Swear Quotes

I swear I want to be a food model.

When you're writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can't swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you're writing for the next day.

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in our country, we believe in our people, and we believe in our constitution.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Forty years later, people still swear they can hear his offstage scream.

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it.

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.