Swear Quotes

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio.

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in our country, we believe in our people, and we believe in our constitution.

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

I swear I want to be a food model.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Forty years later, people still swear they can hear his offstage scream.

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.