Swear Quotes

Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.

I am one day going to be working openly in the motion picture industry. When that day comes, I swear to you that I will never sign a term contract with any major studio.

I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in our country, we believe in our people, and we believe in our constitution.

Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

To swear off making mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off having ideas.

Forty years later, people still swear they can hear his offstage scream.

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols.

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

I've spoken to people who I swear can tell the future.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn't swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet.

But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined.

Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

To swear, except when necessary, is becoming to an honorable man.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.