Stupid Quotes

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

I'm under stress. They killed me on wikipedia. They killed me. And I didn't stay dead long enough to sell no DVDs. I didn't even stay dead long enough - I was too stupid. I should've stayed low. I should've laid low. I could've been gone for a year; I'd have made money. And then I'd have risen from the dead.

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.

So basically, I think music at its best can be everything. It can be totally stupid and very intellectual and emotional at the same time. I don't think all those things shut each other out.

When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

How can people be so stupid? I marvel at that. See, I think you have to work as being ignorant - and if you're gonna work at being ignorant, why not work at being informed?

When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you don't even think about that.

It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man.

Love is being stupid together.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.

I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time. I may tell them that they are wrong, and we will come to an agreement.

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

The education that prepared me was my general education classes, which I tried to avoid when I was a stupid undergraduate, but which gave me the foundation of general knowledge that makes a career as a writer possible.

There are kids don't want to do something because they're afraid of looking stupid to their peers. There comes a time when they start protecting themselves, instead of extending. I want to make sure that they're always trying to extend themselves.

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money.

When I sing, it's just... comfort is a stupid word, but it is.

Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

My definition of an educated man is the fellow who knows the right thing to do at the time it has to be done. You can be sincere and still be stupid.

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time - but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.

Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It's not like they're a bunch of idiots.

If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.