Sleeping Quotes

I really need to be alone. I can't deal with someone sleeping next to me.

I think if the church did what they were supposed to do we wouldn't have anyone sleeping on the streets.

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.

I was hired as a sous-chef at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. The chef liked to drink - some mornings we would find him sleeping. Two weeks after its opening, I became the chef. I was 20 years old, and way over my head. I had to hire the cooks and do the menus.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.

There are people much less fortunate than us, and I don't mean people hungry sleeping in the streets either.

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.

The Cold War isn't thawing; it is burning with a deadly heat. Communism isn't sleeping; it is, as always, plotting, scheming, working, fighting.

The fact that I'm sleeping with the director may have something to do with it.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm in a monogamous relationship right now. I'm not dating just one person. 'Sex and the City' changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.

I remember being a kid and sleeping over at my friend's house and staying up late and watching 'Nosferatu.' Vampire movies are supposed to be secret and bad. They should be rated R.

I have no trouble sleeping.

I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen.

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.

I get a lot done considering I spend half my day sleeping.

I was proud of working 18 hours a day and sleeping three hours a night. It's something now that has turned into a problem for me: not being able to sleep... having insomnia.

Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.

I'm a hopeless romantic. It's disgusting. It really is. I've seen 'While You Were Sleeping', like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing.

We get on well and it won't be too much trouble spending so much time with him. He has a strange way of sleeping as he likes to kick off all the blankets and just have them up by his chest.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Well, we've made some changes on this tour. We're no longer sleeping in the parking lots and swimming in the fountains. We've been staying in hotels most of the way, though I will say some hotels have declined to take us because we're just having too much fun.

Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.