Screwed Quotes

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.

It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive.

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost.

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.

When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'.

One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black people can be just as complicated and screwed up as white people. Our motives can be just as base and violent. Suffering does not necessarily ennoble you.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital.

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.