Screwed Quotes

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost.

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.

When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct. People need to take themselves less seriously. This world is so screwed up as it is, we've all got to relax a bit more.

All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'.

One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black people can be just as complicated and screwed up as white people. Our motives can be just as base and violent. Suffering does not necessarily ennoble you.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital.

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

The thing that is incredibly helpful is that we screen the movies and we ask the audience if they like it or not and we ask a lot of questions and do testing on the movies. For comedies, at least, it's very helpful. If they're not laughing and they don't say that they loved it, then I have screwed up.

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.

People say 'Hogan, you have this creative control clause?' and I say 'yeah, but the only time I've ever exercised it in 30 years is when Vince Russo screwed me'. And it didn't even help then! I got screwed and couldn't do anything about it!

I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick, and there on the side I can remember very clearly was this small model with plates for the bases - the original model with everything screwed together.

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.