Screwed Quotes

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on.

I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.

I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.

It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive.

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.