Screwed Quotes

I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick, and there on the side I can remember very clearly was this small model with plates for the bases - the original model with everything screwed together.

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

Some Pulitzer winners - novelists - have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn't been my experience.

People say 'Hogan, you have this creative control clause?' and I say 'yeah, but the only time I've ever exercised it in 30 years is when Vince Russo screwed me'. And it didn't even help then! I got screwed and couldn't do anything about it!

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on.

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I'd be dead.

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.