Pie Quotes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

People are afraid, and when people are afraid, when their pie is shrinking, they look for somebody to hate. They look for somebody to blame. And a real leader speaks to anxiety and to fear and allays those fears, assuages anxiety.

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

American Pie speaks to the loss that we feel. That's why that song has found the niche that it has.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful.

I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

I did, although I didn't read from page 1 to page 187 but I read chunks of it. I did a little bit of science when I was in the university so I was able to understand the graphs and pie charts and stuff like that. It was extremely dry.

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.