Pie Quotes

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works.

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of muscular structure work, which is toning, realigning and lengthening. If I'm prepping for something or I've been eating a lot of pie, I do two hours a day, six days a week for two weeks.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps I'm not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef.