Pie Quotes

I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.

As time goes on we get closer to that American Dream of there being a pie cut up and shared. Usually greed and selfishness prevent that and there is always one bad apple in every barrel.

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.

I used to love Danish. My father used to make a Boston cream pie. You never see that anymore.

I do 45 minutes of cardio five days a week, because I like to eat. I also try for 45 minutes of muscular structure work, which is toning, realigning and lengthening. If I'm prepping for something or I've been eating a lot of pie, I do two hours a day, six days a week for two weeks.

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.

Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie.

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.

I'm now happily remarried to a good cook, which encourages me to be lazy. I like to think that I'm a new man, but perhaps I'm not. I offset it by doing the ironing, though. She has a small farm in the New Forest with a herd of cattle, so she serves up a steak and kidney pie made with her own beef.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.