Pie Quotes

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.

Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Ever since the first 'American Pie,' I've always been happy to just have an opportunity, I just didn't think it was going to be with comedies. Now I really like it.

People are afraid, and when people are afraid, when their pie is shrinking, they look for somebody to hate. They look for somebody to blame. And a real leader speaks to anxiety and to fear and allays those fears, assuages anxiety.

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.

I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing.

I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.

Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie.

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.