Peanut Quotes

Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met? Bill Clinton.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

But if you pick up every other magazine, it is the peanut butter diet, or the cabbage soup diet, and then you go to the radio and you hear that you can drink some solution and you will lose weight overnight. It just does not work that way!

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.